the pineapple
124 conch street. hes home. hes always home.
the most recognizable face on the internet is a kitchen sponge.
CA: SOON
join the crewdropping at launch
a few moments later…
the most recognizable face on the internet is a kitchen sponge
hes called spongebob squarepants, hes been on air since may 1st 1999, and hes done over 330 episodes in 70 languages without ever changing
mocking spongebob, imagination, ight imma head out, a few moments later, tired spongebob
every one of those is a frame from the same show
know your meme has it as the most memed show of all time, more than the simpsons and marvel put together, so the internet already talks in spongebob and mostly doesnt notice
kids watched it, their parents watched it, and those kids are 30 now and still watching it
everything on this timeline is trying to become a face people recognize
this one starts with the most recognized face there is
$SPONGEBOB
thats me!
meanwhile, in bikini bottom…
bikini bottom
swipe → the whole town, as painted. everything here is from the show.
the krusty krab
finest eating establishment ever established for eating. he works here. he loves it here. nobody knows why.
the grill
27 years on the same spatula. employee of the month 374 times in a row.
jellyfish fields
where he goes when hes not at work. bring a net. dont bring patrick.
the chum bucket
across the street. zero customers since 1999. the owner is one inch tall and has a plan.
goo lagoon
the beach. the water is goo. nobody questions it. hes ripped his pants here more than once.
rock bottom
youre not from around here, are ya? the bus leaves without you. thats the whole episode.
the ship
where the intro ends and he plays the flute with his nose. tap him downstairs.
one eternity later…
put him in it
type a place, a job, a situation. he shows up in it. everything goes on the wall.
yours shows up here
then it goes on the wall for everyone
2 hours later…
the wall
made by the crew, not by us. every picture on here came out of the thing above.
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the end?